Terror dog update! HE IS GONE! muahahahahahahahahaha. It's so good to not have to come home and hear the dog barking or sniffing his nose off and scratching my leg and following me around and howling. It's also good to be able to keep our door open so our room doesn't turn into super stuffy land and to not have to put up with his constant scratching or expelling of his snot onto our door. It's good to not have to sleep with him on the super uncomfy couch only to have to wake up 20 billion times at night so he can pee or poo. It's good to not have to smell his stinky breath when he whines in your face. I want to say it's good that we don't have to smell his stinky body odor after more than a week of no showering, but it's not true (yet). Our apartment still smells like his BO and pee (ew). But o my my, it's good to be terror dog-free. At least he is home and his mommy has returned. Hopefully he will quit being such a terror now that he knows his mom has not abandoned him, and I can go back to calling him by his name, Nike.

To commemorate this joyous occasion, I present a picture that is truly him (when he's not butt annoying):