Sounds like a serious title, no? Haha, not really. The other day we had our fortunes (八字) told by a feng shui teacher who's supposedly pretty accurate in deciphering the codes of your life.

Mine's not as pretty as my cousin or sister's apparently. They're both going to have decent (read: fantastic!) futures in the entrepreneurial and money-making department. I, on the other hand, am going to have trouble settling down and will move around, a lot (I can see that happening as I am already itching to get out of Taiwan). I shouldn't make long term plans because I'll never have the will power to see them through (yah, I definitely lack in the will power department). I should buy a house (or more) because it'll make me settle down more. Also, I have bad legs (true, my ankles suck) and I will have kids (what?! noooooo. Spare me!). I will meet my other person not in Taiwan, and I will be gone from Taiwan between the ages of 26 and 31. I should go out to study now because the money gods are not currently smiling down on me. I will work better and earn more if I live in a tropical country in the future where it's rarely ever cold as I lack fire in my life. My blood doesn't flow as well as it should (which is also true as my hands and feet are always cold during the winter, and every time I stand up after kneeling or bending over I get dizzy), so going to a tropical, warm country will help me with my lack of fire and bad blood circulation. I am destined for a cubicle job (I think, she just said I shouldn't start my own business and will do better in the office setting. Sigh.), which is poo poo for me because I can't imagine myself sitting in a cubicle for the rest of my life, and I want to do my own things! Sigh.

So what does it all mean?! I have no idea. But I'm taking all this with a grain of salt. Some of the stuff she said were pretty accurate (e.g., my mom has bad uterus - yup, she had it removed a while back), but who knows. Fortune telling's always interesting, but the trick is to not take it too seriously. I'll take it as it comes.

One thing's for sure, I DON'T WANT KIDS (right now)!!!!! ::>.<::